A Blow-Job By Any Other Vintage...



Celebrating you. My elegant magnum of sumptuous Champagne... sophisticated, mellow, exquisite. A prized bottle just for two. Love flowing. Refined complex apéritif, I decant you.

Sliding one gentle fingertip down your rampant long-stemmed flute. Bubbles urgently rising. Sipping love's own rare special vintage; my treasured intoxicating libation. Savoring the full-bodied richness of my favorite... brut(e)... cuvée. Our love. A revered fine sparkling rarity, my own private reserve. You are my cherished special occasion Cristal.

Your sensuous smoothness... uncorked. I am your crystal coupe. Fill me up until pouring over. Effervescence breaking the surface.

Mustn't spill a drop. Priceless.

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